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elton john

Absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. Personally my favourite singer since I was 4. Just so happens to be a homosexual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! Everyone get a copy of "Your Song" right now!
Person 1: WOW! Elton John kicks ass
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.
by ae_andrea February 25, 2004
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michael johns

Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.
Damn, Michael Johns is hot.
by nikkkkikki May 30, 2008
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John Shields

The name of a man that tells stories, or as we know them as tall tales, every problem he has ever had was fixed by blaming someone else and denying any and all involvement, he is what we call the Infantry POG, he's Infantry but acts like a POG (person other then Grunt) only leads by yelling but has no leadership ability, what some would call lost in the sauce, his nick names are saucy, powder, candle stick, and can't get right
Don't be a John Shields
by Elmothesnowking February 27, 2017
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John Champe

a bunch of over privileged white kids who don’t ever do shit but party.

a group of ratchet black people who act like they’re from the hood but for real grew up in Loudoun County and wear gucci belts

a whole lotta indian asian people who try way too hard like damn
the kids at John Champe trynna act tough
by coochiememe January 15, 2019
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John Gotti

John Gotti was the last of a breed of mobsters or gangsters (not gangstas). Hailing from New York, Gotti was infamous for always beating the court system, many crimes of his were unpunished. He had taken out alot of garbage in his time, if you know what I mean. The world will never see another John Gotti, and he still has an influence on the world today. But with ridiculous shows like Growing Up Gotti, and a whack wannabe thug named Irv Gotti, the media will only tarnish his name.
John Gotti started as a truck robber, and look at the ranks he reached in the crime world. There will never be another criminal of his caliber, or as respectable as him.
by Your Father February 7, 2005
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John Hancock

(n.) American shipping magnate and possible smuggler who became famous for his role in the American Revolution. He served as President of the Second Continental Congress, was famously a signatory to the Declaration of Independence, and later became the first post colonial governor of Massachusetts. In addition to these accomplishments, Hancock was a prolific author on the subject of masturbation. He wrote several authoritative treatises on the matter (several of which were banned on the orders of George Washington), and famously challenged the widely-held opinion of his fellow Founding Father, Dr. Benjamin Rush, that masturbation caused blindness and hairy palms.
John Hancock was one of America's most illustrious founding fathers and early sex educators.
by Dylan *@*@DaShizz@*@* July 29, 2009
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big john

big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars
by mr burr April 19, 2017
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