Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".

A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.

by D4N13L February 12, 2007

headphone noose

The tangle of your headphones around your neck when you wake up after falling asleep listening to music. While never proven to be fatal, it definately freaks those who wake up with headphone nooses out. A very stressful start to the day, the stress can only be alleviated with snus

Vinny: Dude i woke up in the worst mood
Hayley: Why?
Vinny: I woke up with the tightest headphone noose and i was not about to go listening to the shitty playlist i fell asleep to
Hayley: I feel you, snus it up and sweat it off

by Frenchperiod7 June 2, 2011

Make the noise stop

Stuff that a guy does (usually not wanting to) to make his bitch STFU.

"Ed, you got that garden finished pretty quick."
"I don't even want a garden; I only did it to make the noise stop."

by One Oscar September 4, 2006

booger in the nose of progress

anything that impedes positive social or organizational evolution; a hindrance to social progress

the constant infighting over America's alleged role as world policeman is a booger in the nose of progress

getting bogged down in logistics and semantic quibbles instead of seeking true consensus is a booger in the nose of progress; can't we just lay our differences aside and find common ground in our shared interests?

we all live on one fragile planet: this quibbling about economics while our world dies is a booger in the nose of progress!

by Rok'n'rol Wannabe March 28, 2008

rubbing ya nose in the puss

(v.) when an obviously homosexual guy pretends to like woman (or the "puss")

Lance Bass used to rub his nose in the puss, but he finally decided to come to terms with his sexuality as a gay man in 2008. "Lance, ya rubbing ya nose in the puss!"

by faghag69swimfan69 February 2, 2010

Illinois Brown Nose

When you fuck a girl, then when she falls asleep, you pull your pants down and start to take a shit on her face, then she wakes up and sits up right into the shit, covering her nose.

Man, that illinois brown nose, i gave to that girl yesterday was soooooo amazing.

by Knic February 24, 2010

Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)

RBNS can occur on certain mornings where one wakes up and the proboscis staring back is visibly larger than the one from the night before. This phenomenon does not occur in any observable pattern but irritants are thought to be cameras and alcohol.
Upon diagnosis, one should treat with full Mr Potatohead mask, if not available large glasses or spending the day indoors is recommended.
Symptoms usually disappear within a day.

Nigel - "We had an amazing night...morning not so good. I woke up to her screaming and pointing at my face.
Jocelyn - "What was wrong?"
Nigel - "I ran to the bathroom mirror and realised I had a breakout of Random Big Nose Syndrome (RBNS)"
Jocelyn - "Unlucky"

by NigelBigNose March 18, 2010