Lifent

Not alive, dead

Go commit lifent

by Lifent October 27, 2018

life mosh

That moment when things look bad , or rough.

Basically an fml moment

"You got an STD?? Life mosh."

"Your welfare check didnt come yet? Life mosh."

by kai2312 January 23, 2014

Dog License

The right to flirt with a cute girl/ guy you don't know because they're walking their dog.

He's so cute I got his number thanks to the dog license!

by AmorHiltonOMG September 5, 2009

Second Life romance

A "romance" you have in the virtual world of Second Life while playing the game.It is kind of like having a more interactive facebook or myspace relationship.

Darco and Dona has a torrid affair in Second Life. They totally have a second Life romance

by DonaDiabla January 18, 2015

Slut-life

Like "salt life" but for promiscuity instead of ocean living.

Jenny has been out three times this week, living that slut-life.

by Bradford James May 26, 2018

My life

A joke

My life should have been ended as a fetus

by Yeeter the 3rd November 10, 2019

The Porch Life

The Porch Life is the place you can just go and kick it and not worry about anything else. We sit around and chill all day. Ganja is our medicine and escape. We are the kids your parents warned you about. When we arrive, you know the party has started. Haters wish they could be us, and we just laugh at them. We will all be successful one day and there's nothing you can do to stop us. We have fun and still make better grades than you. (With the exception of one) Porch Life til the next life.
P.S. Not everyone is welcome at the porch.

I'm living The Porch Life, and you are jealous.

Ill be at the Porch.

by PLFL December 6, 2011