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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named Abby that is not friends him: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??"
A random girl named Payton that is not friends with him: "Obviously, Im drooling so it must be him!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
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Luke Jonathan Stumbo

A random girl named abby that he is not friends with: "Wow is that Luke Jonathan Stumbo!!??
A random girls named Payton that he is not friends with "OBVIOUSLY, IM DROOLING SO IT MUST BE HIM??!!"
by tigermama1234 December 4, 2024
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Dirty johnathon

When your wrestling with someone you take off yours and there pants (consent or non) you put your dick into there mouth and finger there butt till they pass out. To make it more interesting throw up on the person to.
I was wrestling my cousin, and I gave her a dirty johnathon there was throw up everywhere
by Creziz February 13, 2025
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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
by BEK August 31, 2013
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Going for a Johnathon

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
Back in a few, just Going for a Johnathon
by Nighter May 20, 2018
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Acting like jonothon

A certain type of homosexuality where the victim often confuses there friends with there significant other. They may plead ignorance and deny ever being attracted to you, but deep down they are gay. (Or just acting like a bitch) often times the beta of a male friend will be influenced by girls to act more feminine and impose there feminism on the male friend group. Often associated with female tendencies and obsessive dick riding

Ex:
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human: “shut the fuck up you are acting like jonothan.”
Jonothon- “dude why do you hate me?”
Regular human- “shut the fuck up dude you’re acting like jonothon!”
by Sigggmaaamaleee January 20, 2022
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