Choke n jerk

When you ask someone/someone asks you to choke them as you jerk them off.

“No wyatt, im not gonna Choke n Jerk you, oh don’t cry into a pillow now…. don’t threaten to rape me???”

by Definitely not Sonoma 🤤 July 5, 2023

jerk sauce

Semen, Splooge, or cum That comes from a person you don't like.

AHH! Tim Walter got jerk sauce on me

by mctits April 24, 2003

jerk

second derivative of velocity or derivative of acceleration.

1 find the jerk given an equation for velocity

2 A: Dude your a second derivative of velocity

B: Thanks I guess
Calculus students: *Laughing*

by cyberbullying December 1, 2011

jerkoid

Someone unkind, similair to jerk but more Mean Girls, and less harsh. Generally used in jest by whiny girls and gays.

Ew, I can't believe you went shopping without me, you jerkoid!

by Eva-lynn July 26, 2008

Jerkoffs

The plural definition for jerkoff, not to be confused with masturbation.

Dude 1: Do you see that guy over there with the other guy?
Dude 2: Yeah what about them?
Dude 1: They are a bunch of jerkoffs! They have been bullying me forever!

by beans lad April 2, 2011

/jerk

A faux scripting command that signifies the end of a mean statement. Usually used in the same manner as /sarcasm

"Quit crying like a little whiny bitch and get to the point.

/jerk"

by Craig Tea March 19, 2008

Jeriod

An unbelievable hot guy, who is nothing but muscles. Usually blond hair and eyes that draw you in and never want to look away. He knows how to cheer up his girl by making her laugh and keeping a smile on her face. Knows how to treat a woman like a lady and also knows how to be a REAL man. Very protective but in a good way. Sometimes stubborn and hard-headed and has to learn the hard way and very good hard worker. But once he learns he never makes the same mistake twice. Always puts her first and loves showing her off. He is very down to earth and has secret talents such as being the best singer, especially when he's singing you to sleep and the best in the bed. When he loves, he loves hard. So romantic!

Amber: "All i can dream about is having a Jeriod and making him mine forever!"

by Tinkerbell0828 April 5, 2010