Jersey Jerkoff

A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system

Just gave myself a jersey jerkoff, man what a rush!

by Oikose November 7, 2017

jersey job

When your getting hand job from a spray tanned person of the night, during which they use spray tan as a lubricant/massage oil while handling your personal bits.

I heard Old Whore Olga is giving out Jersey Jobs down by the boardwalk for watering cans.

by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017

jerested

This word is another word for being offensive such as “stupid”. It likely means you don’t like the person you are talking to or there personality. It could also mean you hate them in general or strongly don’t want them to be there

Did you really just say you hate me? YOUR SO JERESTED

by I forgot the word already December 7, 2017

Jersey mint

Condom

Instead of peppermints, the bar has a bowl of Jersey mints to encourage responsible porking.

by Aurorealis June 9, 2018

jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.

I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.

by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019

Jersey-Gayian

When a gay person from the "original jersey" goes kungfu on your ass.

Bob: Hi
Jersey-Gayian: Hey!
Bob: No Thanks

by Jersey-Gayian October 22, 2019

Jersey Smile

When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.

Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen

by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019