Irish Cheddar

A puddle of puke on the sidewalk on the route of the St. Patrick's Day Parade.

Walking home from the parade I stepped in some Irish Cheddar.

by 3rd Degree March 25, 2011

an irish

The act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. Also known as a dry rub

1) Billy: did you get any last night?

Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish

2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight

by Papi Himself November 5, 2013

irish confetti

extravagently ejaculating all over everything

look at him irish confettiing

by ghoulia April 5, 2008

Irish Mouthwash

A swig of Guinness and spearmint gum

Patrick OConnell took a swig of Irish Mouthwash before kissing Elizabeth O'Brian

by Reezy12345 March 11, 2010

Irish rashers

The lovely entry flaps of an Irish Girl's vagina. If a woman has truly exceptional "rashers" on her, it should visible in her eyes of the way she lays a foundation.

Jesus she had Irish rashers on her that would knock a donkey. I bate the Rashers off her.

by Eoin keane January 11, 2009

Irish Hug

To punch someone in the face. An alternative includes the request for a sandwich.

"Dude, you saw what Tammy did to Paul? He slapped her, then she gave him an irish hug! He apologized and made her a sandwich."

by John Joad October 16, 2008

Irish hello

Contrary to the Irish goodbye, an Irish hello is the act of promising others you will attend an event/party and then never showing up nor cancelling last minute.

Ryan committed an Irish hello when he RSVP'd to his friend's wife's birthday party , but decided he didn't want to go and never showed up or let anyone know, and looked like a total asshole.

by Rgogo May 4, 2016