epididymal hypertension

Means to have blue balls

Hey tommy I had some epididymal hypertension last night

by What the flying waffle December 10, 2016

chronic hypernasal dysplasia

Motherfucker has scary sneezes. As loud as thunder and scary a as lighting.

*earth shattering roar*
Jesus what was that?

Just Mike sneezing.

He has what can be defined as chronic hypernasal dysplasia

by SleepyDoc9000 July 2, 2017

Jumped To Hyperspace

1. When you, a friend, or whatever leave a place in a hurry; mostly to avoid someone, something, or avoid getting caught.

Upon seeing the cops coming toward his house, Sam ran outside and Jumped To Hyperspace.

by Venator1229 October 19, 2010

Hypejacker

Someone who steals some hype and presents it as his or her own.

I forwarded Max that Hilary video. He resent it to Josh and told him he found it himself, what a hypejacker!

by deadmanprd April 23, 2008

Hiperspoufull

To be an extremely large asshole, to people who are nice to you, or be a big douche. Also another name for a Jiggly Puff.

A "Hiperspoufull"can also be replaced for a Jiggly Puff.

by YOUR MOTH3R. September 11, 2011

hypbrocrit

A bro that criticizes a life choice then does the same thing a few months later.

Moving to a new city because of a girl. Bro gives you crap. Said bro then gets into a relationship and moves to a city with his girl not four months later. What a hypbrocrit.

by veritas1234 September 17, 2013

Hypeatitus

Hypeatitus is a common affliction before the release date of (insert popular video game/movie/politician/etc. here). Eventually those afflicted with Hypeatitus have resentment/disappointment for product "x" as they gave it too much hype and unrealistic expectations for the product once it is released.

Some symptoms of onset Hypeatitus include:
1. Constant thoughts of product "x"
2. Speculation of product "x"
3. Involuntary spreading of hype for product "x"

4. Pre-ordering product "x"
5. Shelling out more money for the "special edition" of product "x"

There is no cure for onset Hypeatitus. At least none has been found currently. Preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of Hypeatitus.
1. Watch and look up NOTHING for product "x" before release date.
2. Turn off your Internet
3. Punch friends in the face if they try to give you Hypeatitus.

Example of Hypeatitus:

(Easily excited Edward): ERRRRMAGERD I just saw the trailer for "The Duty Call 7: Electric Boogaloo"! I have to tell you all about it!
(Skeptical Sally): Oh god no! Don't you Dare!
(EEE): But WHY?! Duty Call is the Best ever!
(SS): No means no! I don't want to catch Hypeatitus before it comes out. Don't ruin it for me Ed!

by WageSlave2014 August 27, 2014