bobbies hemet

Bell end, glans penis.

Blokes, unbutton your kecks and have a look

by Jimbone October 7, 2004

Hemasobbing

To utter a series of words or sounds in musical tones with the purpose of singing an entire song when not all the words are known.

In the song "I'm a Loser" by Beck: The words are "Soy un perdidor, I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me" someone who is hemasobbing might sing something like "oi ooh hairdressor"

by Boykner Lyricists, Inc. December 11, 2008

Hempath

Someone who can discern when a nearby person is secretly carrying marijuana.

That damn dirty mooching hippy is a total hempath - he could sniff an ounce of marijuana hidden within five balloons deep up a mexican's ass from across an airport terminal without even turning his head.

by d'Enfer April 26, 2011

Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".

If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.

by alff September 22, 2011

hemay

a cool,laid back guy. Normally depressed but that is besides the point.

wow hes so cool but i wish that he wasnt depressed, gosh hes such a hemay.

by ratsarechilli January 1, 2018

hemlog

A Homosexual Lumberjack

That dude looks like a Total Hemlog!

by Shadowninja25x May 13, 2019

hemzy

A hemzy the act of grating ones penis because it is covered in cheddar :/

Yo man guess what!

What?
Olly had a hemzy last night
Oh damn by who
Stanley

by Slaprabbit April 2, 2020