hemzy

A hemzy the act of grating ones penis because it is covered in cheddar :/

Yo man guess what!

What?
Olly had a hemzy last night
Oh damn by who
Stanley

by Slaprabbit April 02, 2020

dirty kaan

A dirty kaan is one of which when a turkish immigrant runs out of a bush in the middle of the night but naked chasing you until they catch your white ass

Oh my god its a dirty kaan!

by Slaprabbit April 02, 2020