Hempath

Someone who can discern when a nearby person is secretly carrying marijuana.

That damn dirty mooching hippy is a total hempath - he could sniff an ounce of marijuana hidden within five balloons deep up a mexican's ass from across an airport terminal without even turning his head.

Hempath by d'Enfer April 26, 2011

Hempathy 

ability to understand in a non-judgmental way why another person or people may need or want to enjoy marijuana.

I don’t like weed myself, but I have hempathy for anyone that smokes because it’s none of my business, and I don’t know what they’re going through.

Hempathy by Break80 July 15, 2019

himpathy 

The disproportionate empathy extended in the direction of men we make too many excuses for.

The judge in the Brock Turner case showed excessive himpathy when he worried more about the rapist's future than the victim's.

himpathy by -Ambisinister- May 3, 2018

humpathon 

having sex for more than 24 hours

joey and jessica had a humpathon this weekend

humpathon by Roswell BRETT October 19, 2007

Hempatitis 

To be under the influence of marijuana.

Q - why are your eyes so red?
A - I'm suffering from hempatitis

Hempatitis by lolzigotolahser April 2, 2011

Himpathise 

When a man fails in his attempts to sympathise with a woman's issue, due to his inability to comprehend it and his general ignorance that comes from being a man.

I told him it was that time of the month and he started to himpathise at me...

Himpathise by Phat Geoff May 8, 2019

Hempsthetician 

/hemp/esTHəˈtiSHən/
Noun

A licensed esthetician that specializes in the use of hemp-based skincare products, and educates on the benefits of hemp.

The Hempsthetician shared get information on starting my own hemp-based skincare line.

Hempsthetician by The Hempsthetician October 15, 2022