Goon

Person who handles their business. Also likes to masterbait ALOT

Sergeant Jackson is a goon! He handles his business at work and in the bedroom

by Potato nutsack November 7, 2025

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Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

by Old Henry November 10, 2025

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gooning

A slang term for "masturbating"

After a long day, sometimes you just need a little gooning time to unwind—no shame in that!

by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

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Butterfly gooning

When you gracefully and sensitively stroke your peanits so gracefully and softly it reminds you of a butterfly wing flapping

I was butterfly gooning out in the forest, and nature started calling my name.

by ImgoingtooBLOwwwww November 12, 2025

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A piece of sexually explicit media (pornography, smut literature, sex scenes in movies, sexy celebrities, photos of naked women in general, etc.) that encourages one to engage in the act of gooning, or prolong an existing gooning session in order to increase the pleasurability of an orgasm once you have finished gooning. Alternatively, goon fuel is sexually explicit media that tempts someone with a porn addiction fetish to relapse or masturbate for an excessively long period of time.

Those new sexy photos of Charli xcx in a bikini are pure goon fuel - I'm gonna spend five hours gooning and edging myself to that shit all night!

by Puffyirish November 14, 2025

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