Flounder

A flounder is a roommate who cannot look you in the eyes for several months because they are so conflict avoidant and passive aggressive. Flounders have such big egos that their eyes move to one side of their body making them emotionally and physically deformed for many lives to come.

I’m so sorry, it looks like your roommates are total flounders, time to lite the ego death machine.

by Scuba Celine November 26, 2021

Fondoodles

Keira booth in Southport pizza hut #slavaoverthewaiter

She fondoodles herself in the bathroom

by Jacko888 March 28, 2022

Fondlement

The marks left behind from touching, playing, or otherwise caressing something or someone.

Look at those fondlements all over her jeans.

Who left these fondlements all over my car?!

by GabGab42 January 26, 2022

Floundered

Absolutely inebriated, under the influence to the point of being as useful as a fish

John was absolutely floundered last night!

by Pastaaaa January 28, 2022

Fondle

To rub or stroke/play with passion

She grabbed my dick through my shorts and I said, “Fondle my balls!”

by Mike.R April 19, 2022

fondlation

Caressing your partner's shaft and testicles whilst relaxing on the couch during a Netflix binge.
Also popular during long drives in the car.

I sit on the couch with my gorgeous fella. I make him remove his pants so we can share our love for fondlation while we watch Netflix shows.

by SimonSparkie April 25, 2022

Fonda, Ny

A small incest town located in Upstate, Ny. It’s technically it’s own country since the crackheads that live there have their own custom of jumping out in front of your vehicle as a way to greet you. Be sure to carry drugs presumably meth, crack, and weed. It’s their currency.

Fuck Fonda, Ny!

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 September 13, 2022