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Floridian slip

When a male or female travels to Florida with the intent of partying but ends up doing crack
Man, I went to Florida to watch the Jags game and I ended up having a Floridian slip...
by SpyCDiarrhea November 18, 2025
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Floridian Rock-tiller

Albuquerque Deposit; Cousin of the Portuguese Snow-Blower, It is the action of depositing methamphetamines into the anal cavity causing intoxication and chance of addiction.
Gave that bitch a Floridian Rock-tiller, she'll be hooked on my shit for years.
by Mr Porn Guy December 17, 2025
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Floridian christmas tree

When a severely overweight man has not shaved his pubic hairs in YEARS, leaving a fucking forest of pubic hairs that resemble a christmas tree when the penis is erect. The man then ejaculates straight upward in the air so that the nut falls onto the pubes, he then lets the nut harden in different places, resembling ornaments on a christmas tree. The man’s sex partner then slowing starts ripping the nut ornament out of the pubes and eats them.
Bro Natasha cut down my Floridian christmas tree last night
by MrWashingmachine67 December 28, 2025
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Florida Syndrome

Florida syndrome refers to the conditions. the produce the Florida Man. It is what happens when a place receives the focus of national attention and becomes the place to which where everyone wants to move. Usually after a sitcom or TV show is set there.

Similar, yet distinct from gentrification, the constant influx of randos has a degrading effect on local culture and quality of life and results in what you see today. While this effect can be seen in places like Portland Or, Seattle Wa, San Francisco, Venice Beach Ca etc, Florida was one of the first and most pronounced. Each place that suffers from Florida Syndrome can have it's own particular flavor.
Ever since Portlandina aired, this whole area has been increasingly suffering from Florida Syndrome.
by Bogdog January 4, 2026
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Florida Syndrome

Florida syndrome refers to the conditions. the produce the Florida Man. It is what happens when a place receives the focus of national attention and becomes the place to which where everyone wants to move. Usually after a sitcom or TV show is set there.

Similar, yet distinct from gentrification, the constant influx of randos has a degrading effect on local culture and quality of life and results in what you see today. While this effect can be seen in places like Portland Or, Seattle Wa, San Francisco, Venice Beach Ca etc, Florida was one of the first and most pronounced. Each place that suffers from Florida Syndrome can have it's own particular flavor.
Ever since Portlandina aired, this whole area has been increasingly suffering from Florida Syndrome.
by Bogdog January 4, 2026
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Branch Floridians

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
by Manager December 16, 2004
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South Florida sauce pan

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.
Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.
by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015
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