Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021

Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.

Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character

Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show

by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021

Five Hargreeves

A 13 year old boy who is mentally 58 and just wants to save his family from an incurable apocalypse. Five is someone who loves to make sarcastic jokes and knows how to take one. He might seem like a little kid but he can actually kill you and get away with it. A Five just needs to be appreciated more by his family for going through 45 years of hell alone. If you ever come across a Five, just thank him for doing so much.

Person 1: Hey, whose that little kid sitting alone by himself?
Person 2: Oh that's not a little kid, that's Five Hargreeves, he's probably planning your death now that you called him that

by Five Hargreeves simp August 11, 2021

Firekemi

If you have a Firekemi in your life hold on to her. Because just like their name implies, they are ready to spoil your life with everything good. She is as rare as her name. A girl with a good sense of humor and can get away with anything because of her charm. They can be lazy, stubborn and get stressed easily but they will exceed in most areas and will get very far in life. She has a glorious smile and glistening eyes and her heart is filled with so much kindness and love.

I met a Firekemi today, my life is good!

by Light blue Aurora November 23, 2021

fivehead

this term is used for people with a big ass forehead

Jj has a fivehead.

by kolopoko March 28, 2022

five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022