Black Friday

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!

by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016

patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.

Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017

slack friday

Skipping out on the shopping frenzy of After Thanksgiving Sales to relax.

I'm sorry you had to work on slack Friday.

by Mikyjocrowbar November 26, 2017

black friday bet

a bet that is placed between two or more people

John: Yo imma fuck her
Sean: She would never wanna get with you
John: Black Friday Bet

by whitesabbathsavage November 30, 2017

Fatal Friday

Fatal Friday is where you wake up and start drinking on special Fridays, drinking through school and work.

Dude last Friday before summer let's do a fatal Friday

by Big D 444 June 16, 2018

Global Friday

Dean cooper or Hobo Hoban spends their Friday morning teaching their form about random shit that everyone already knows about anyway. They waste everyone’s time. Only the coolest of kids actually enjoy global Friday. If you enjoy global Friday then drink bleach

Person 1: It’s global Friday tommorow ughhh
Cool kid: YESSSS!! I love it. I’m going to ask sue to sit next to solace omondi!

by namecode101 October 4, 2018