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cum towel 

a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.
Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.
cum towel by marathon September 12, 2006
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cum walk 

The act of a female walking in public after having received a facial or having been the target of a bukkake without any sanitization. Clothes optional.
Dude 1: "Damn look at that chick show off that load of wad!"
Dude 2: "She's really doing a cum walk like a pro."
cum walk by Cristo39 November 29, 2011

cum swaggler 

someone who enjoys giving oral sex to males, and especially enjoys playing with the semen (ejaculation) before swallowing
That fuckin' cum swaggler sucked my dick raw, yo. She's a cum swagglin' bitch!
cum swaggler by TBG3 March 16, 2009

Cum Disposal Unit 

Also known as C.D.U, cum dumpster, sperm spittoon, dick drain, seaman sucker, sperm sponge, jizz vessel, nut receptacle, or ejaculatory trajectory receptacle. The art or act of blatantly desiring male seminal fluid in any open orifice of the recipient.
Tim: “Dan, why the long face?”
Dan: “I thought that girl from accounting was fairly nice until I got a couple drinks in her and she turned into a cum guzzling gutter slut.”
Tim: “what do you mean?”
Dan: ”She was a total Cum Disposal Unit. Everyone got their turn in.”
Tim: “Oh I see. What sorority was she in?”

Cum wizard 

A person so proficient in the art of making another person climax that they are bestowed with a magical title
Ive met this new guy and he rocks my world, he's a total cum wizard
Cum wizard by Human Form November 25, 2017

cum dodger 

A person, usually a porn actress, trying hard to avoid a facial cum shot.
Too bad she's a cum dodger.
cum dodger by W August 4, 2004