3 definitions by marathon

HOT female Online crypto investment scammers. They are always mid 30s, female, Asian (sometimes not) and always making $30k in one day on less than $50k principal. The general conversation is fairly fluid, but the discussions on crypto binary investing are clearly crypto.
She’s a cryptooker online scammer and asked me to invest in crypto, telling me we should make $30,000 gains a day.
by marathon October 7, 2022
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a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.
Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.

After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.
by marathon September 12, 2006
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Another word for the sticky mess left after cumming, specifically refering to the semen, especially during a jerk off session.
Brian's spack was glazed all over the pillow once he came.
by marathon September 12, 2006
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