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Emerald Class Ferry

A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!
My kayak is more safe than an Emerald class ferry.

dole class 

LCAS aka leaving cert applied
person 1: oh look there’s the dole class

person 2: oh you mean a bunch of clapped lazy cunts
dole class by yeahmyg January 11, 2022

twerking class hero 

A modern-day working class hero or heroine who shakes his or her ass for money.
Usually the conservatives have been looking for working class heroes as their role models. But what's with MTG, isn't she a personal trainer? —No, she is a twerking class hero... 🤷 ♂️
twerking class hero by 🅰️ January 17, 2022

High class rock bottom

A person who has little to no moral integrity, conviction to ethical behavior, and is generally cowardly lacking the skills to function as an adult. While detestable you can't hate them.
No, I don't hate her. She's just high class rock bottom.

Cum Class 

The class where you practice cumming with your teachers.
My school used to have a Cum Class until the FBI held an investigation on my school!

my class wont shut the fuck up 

everyone exept me: jreuhdgijrehgkjrngjrengjkerngrejgnreiguergjnrekgnrejgnerjgnrjgnrngrgfsknfjb *plays noises8
me: just shut the fuck up
everyone exept me: NO mfbjhrngjrgnrjgnjrgnrjrhb *plays noises*
people in my class wont shut the fuck up