Steamed Clam

The act of eating out a girl while in a hot steamy shower.

Dude: So what're you gunna have for dinner?
Dude2: I don't know about you, but I'm having steamed clam.

by IrishBigguns October 5, 2005

Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

by mofoko March 27, 2010

CLAM

An individual who consistently performs under par during the evening. This individual lacks the skills needed to perform under pressure.

"George got Brittany Griffon butt naked in his bed last night and didn't stick it in?.....What a clam!!!"

by THE HOMIES February 5, 2010

clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Clam Dip

1. To place the vagina in someone's face and proceed in a up and down motion.

2. Female version of the tea bag

After assassinating her opponent she clam dipped his lifeless body.

by Cevers92 August 16, 2008

New England Clam Bake

Insert New England clam chowder up your partners ass and then shove your cock in and blow a load, then felch the contents

She wouldnt cook me dinner so I made her a New england Clam Bake

by jb279 March 6, 2009

clam down

Shut up and squat. A variation on the famed 'Keep clam!' of Ivor's Acres of Clams in Seattle, Washington. Problem is, it sounds like a back-formation for 'clam up', which it is not, sort of.

You didn't lose your billfold. Look through the car. You'll find it. Just shut up and clam down.

by Byron Black October 15, 2007