chobese

(adj.) An intermediary state of bodily girth lying between chubbiness and true obesity. Used subjectively.

During my early elementary education, I was not a very active or athletic child, but my build was not an overly portly one, but decidely chobese.

by Brother George Of The Tundra January 17, 2008

Chobitard

Similar to Nartard or narutard, this is a word used to describe a self-dubbed Chobits (a manga/ anime series by CLAMP) fanatic.

Chobitard: YOY!!!1!! I finished the Chobits series again last night!... But I forgot to do my homework...

Friend: WOW, you're a Chobitard.

by kitty Espina September 26, 2008

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

chode mongerer

One who mongers chodes.

Duh.

Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!

by getatyourmom May 24, 2011

Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo January 1, 2012

Chode

A penis that is wider then it is long

"Did you hear? Matt has a chode!"

by julescd August 20, 2014