Black Thor'd

The act of receiving an oversized black dildo in either the anus or vagina with tremendous force causing excruciating pain.

Did you hear about that girl Becky getting black thor'd at Mike's party. I heard she couldn't walk for two weeks.

by bmanvegas November 3, 2016

black fuzzy

(noun) black fuzz or black fuzzies (plural)
1. Those little balls of fuzz that come out of black socks

2. A black cop

Jack: So then what happened, how'd you get away from the black fuzzy?

Pat: I threw some black fuzzies from my socks into his face then ran.

Jack: NIIIIIIIICCCCCEEE!!!!

by CSP1213 May 27, 2011

Jacking Black

The act of masturbating whilst really high so that when you jizz all the blood rushes from your head and you black out. May be hard to achieve.

Also called Knocking Off.

X: "Ben and I tried Jacking Black last night"

Y: "No Way! You guys are crazy! Any success?"

X: "Yep, I totally Jacked Black!! Ben didn't manage to though. It really isn't easy!"

by Jacking it in San Diego April 18, 2015

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

black drank

black drank means to wisky or rum

1:"dude nah y'all lame as fuck"
2:"u dont know shit... lemme sipp on that black drank "
1:"what then?"
2:"black drank make yo ass hella turned bruh"

by BoogeyMane July 24, 2016

David Black

A person who is typically described as a legend

Steve: Let go hit the clubs
John: But its Tuesday
Steve: Fuck it
Lads: What a David Black

by DaveMcCancerNuggets October 20, 2016

black-and-white

A worldview that sees all things being either good or evil, with no "gray areas". Characteristic of the Bush administration, and religious and political conservatives.

Conservatives see things in black-and-white. Liberals see things through rose-colored glasses.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003