San Bernardino Steam Roller

A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.

when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night

by quimaphe July 2, 2025

Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!

Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

San Bernardino

I've read so many previous negative definitions of San Bernardino and I beg to differ. Despite growing up and spending much of my life there, I've also briefly lived in other cities such as Costa Mesa, Riverside, etc... When it came down to it, people there were ultimately much kinder and even more generous than other cities I've resided in.

I admittedly used to be ashamed to admit growing up here, but I've grown to appreciate it. I ultimately became a much more compassionate & person, getting to know & understanding so many different types of people from all walks of life. Some of the realest and most genuine people I've ever met came from SB.

San Bernardino has some of the realest people I've ever met

by Sar Gem January 10, 2026

San Bernardino

I've read so many previous negative definitions of San Bernardino and I beg to differ. Despite growing up and spending much of my life there, I've also briefly lived in other cities such as Costa Mesa, Riverside, etc... When it came down to it, people there were ultimately much kinder and even more generous than other cities I've resided in.

I admittedly used to be ashamed to admit growing up here, but I've grown to appreciate it. I ultimately became a much more compassionate & person, getting to know & understanding so many different types of people from all walks of life. Some of the realest and most genuine people I've ever met came from SB.

San Bernardino has some of the realest people I've ever met

by Sar Gem January 10, 2026

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.

Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.

by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016

Edel Maria Berntsen

If you have a Edel Maria Berntsen in your life you are lucky. She is the most sweet and caring person ever. If u have a Edel Maria Berntsen keep her. And never let go.

Edel Maria Berntsen

by S O M E T H O T S H I T October 15, 2019