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Damn bro that girl pussy was so stink almost made me pass out she got that ap
by Ihooplol March 28, 2021
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Alabama ape shock

When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
by Player69420 May 7, 2019
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Ape dick

A yb who can’t hadle smoking and they lose it in the head and enter ape mode aka sicko mode
When I was smoking the one day wit my bro I saw him going insane and saw him go ape dick
by Crack and meth January 11, 2019
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Angry Pretend Sleeper

An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
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Ape cave

My gf came back with a ape cave after she aborted my child as a child on meth now in depression I'm addicted as I had to console and reassure with sloppy seconds
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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AP

Apple Product (s) - is an array of products ranging from CPU like electronics to software applications, to third-party accessories. Here’s a list of Apple Products.
The new AP comes out the 4th of July, can't wait!
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ap

The most useless Sri Lankan man in existence, he faps to the most gayest shit on this planet a disgrace to his royal lineage
ap more like poopy
it is also used to describe a disgraceful act commited by a man
yoo i heard that you commited the worst ap a man could ever do?
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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