Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".

Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.

by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020

Gen Alpha

Anyone born from the early 2010's to the present. If you think GenZ was annoying you'll die of cringe watching these fools' mere existence. They are practically copy-cats of GenZ except they just take slang and content, and turn it into a brain rotting parody of the original. They are practically the cargo cult of society, taking what they see as cool and new, and copying it without any understanding of what it means or how it works.

Hey man have you seen this video yet. No man it's just "Gen Alpha" garbage.

by GenerationalNightmare February 22, 2024

Alpha pair

An set of impressive binoculars for a birdwatcher or an astronomer whom are often judged and placed in a cliqueish hierarchy by the spec and opulent costs of said optical equipment.

Person 1: Wow! That's an awesome Alpha pair!
Person 2: Thanks! They're 18x56mm. I got them on sale for $2000!

by Zms5063 July 10, 2024

alphaness

A word that mel wish she was.

Omg ve your aura really displays your alphaness

by vevevevevev January 14, 2022

Alpha Pidgeon

There is only one Alpha Pidgeon in the world. It's name is Gregor

Gregor, you are the alpha Pidgeon

by A. Ho Ninety Fo September 26, 2023

alpha

mean ass nibba who dosent wanna be kind to nibbas

alpha i gave u percent down

alpha: no

by anonymous July 22, 2021

Alpha male

In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.

American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.

by He who knows11 December 22, 2020