Ablutophobia

Someone scared of showering

bro who smells??
probably caz, she hasnt showered in weeks she tells me it's a "tradition" but i think she just doesnt like showers.
i think its "ablutophobia"
sounds like a disease

by rrrwtss January 21, 2026

Earthing Ablution

Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.

Earthing ablution feels good.

by Mr. VW Isaac November 29, 2021

ablushed

A spectators reaction when watching swedes fucking their brains out in the woods, on the fields, in a boat, under a table and so on, during midsummereve.

poetic:
"the woods are soon to be ablushed"

frank:
"Get a room will ya!"

by anywhen September 1, 2008

AlutronVegeta

A fan-based Transformers character. Created by merging 3 different villainous beings from across cartoon/anime-dom. Alucard from the hit anime Hellsing, Vegeta from Dragonball Z/GT, and Megatron from the original Transformers cartoon. Self proclaimed dictator of the universe (although in the fanfics is he is). Centrally based around the Transfanatics forum (where further info is available). Kind of an odd character really. Loathes Autobots and any other incarnation of Megatron. Time and dimension jumper.

AlutronVegeta, the great tyrant of the universe, destroyed the planet with just sweep of his omnipotent hand.

by Beshem von Vampyr May 17, 2008

abouter

when someone cares about something

"I care about school."
"Hahah, you school care abouter."

by raastaa2 December 7, 2009

abliteratingswag

Justin is a kid with such furious swag that he will be the cause of a jealous astroid to slam into the earth ending all life as we know it. This man has such a studly man that even men call him a man. He has been described as a man whose penis had a weight of over 9000 pounds. He is a beast who only knows how to lift. He is so damn jacked. Seriously. He's jacked.

Holy abliteratingswag, that Justin kid is so cool.

by justinandisrael February 6, 2014

abliteratingswag

Justin is a kid with such furious swag that he will be the cause of a jealous astroid to slam into the earth ending all life as we know it. This man has such a studly man that even men call him a man. He has been described as a man whose penis had a weight of over 9000 pounds. He is a beast who only knows how to lift. He is so damn jacked. Seriously. He's jacked.

Holy abliteratingswag, that Justin kid is so cool.

by justinandisrael February 6, 2014