A fat-ass raccoon that is too gravitationally-challenged to hide in a tree. Therefore said Trash Panda prowls regions of landfills as to not having to climb but is complacent finding a home in the refuse and wallows in beheaded baby dolls and the lost dreams of childrens toys. Why? It's a fucking Landfill Panda. Why not?
I put this nanny-cam in Teddy Ruxpin. The batteries corroded the back and we tossed it in the can. Except...they weren't corroded...it was lemon-lime jello dust from when we made the tropical aspic. It captured everything. Landfill Panda and all. Land"fill" was right. Talley-ho.
by ZooOfRabidity October 26, 2018
Get the Landfill Pandamug. by rarasputin December 31, 2011
Get the Meaty pandamug. A petty, smart-mouthed drug dealer the trades blow jobs and sex for drugs and charges way too much. Not very well liked by anyone.
"Hey, I saw Red Panda in Nutbush last night."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
" I hope you didn't buy anything from his smart-ass."
"Hell naw, Mane. His shit sucks, and I ain't giving that nigga a blow job."
by Lololool😂😂😂😂 December 6, 2020
Get the Red Pandamug. by #LovePanda's July 28, 2016
Get the panda bubmug. by PANDAMYNIGGA December 3, 2020
Get the PANDAmug. A fuzzy man who hugs a lot. A Huggy Panda Bear has your back and is always there for you. They give you the most fuzzy warm Hugs, and sometimes they accidentally suffocate you in their Huggy Panda Fluff.
by TreasurePlanet(isback) December 10, 2023
Get the Huggy Panda Bearmug. Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
Get the Vanilla Panda.mug.