Dildo

You jam a chunk of plastic in your hole you idiot.

Hym "Women will fuck a dildo and then throw a party with all their friends about it. What are those called? Something-passion party? The pyramid scheme? This is why nobody give a shit about rape."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2024

natural dildo

fuck dick pussy ass sex ovaries sperm cum semen

who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos

by hiraeth.13 April 22, 2021

hobo dildo

When a solid turd is used as a sexual accessory in lieu of the traditional dildo or vibrator, due to lack of money to purchase said sexual implements.

Wanda achieved orgasm behind the dumpster at Wendy's using a hobo dildo.

by Flatulent Reggie August 14, 2013

Dildo Sandals

Sandals used for toying preferably by women and gay men. Also worn in situations of high sexual tension.

So I was at the bar the other night and this slut walked in wearing her dildo sandals. We fucked that night.

by Big Dick Dom February 23, 2014

ghost dildo

when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass

guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!

by normal brownies November 4, 2022

Dildo

A object that you put in your holes

anythings a dildo if your brave enough

by tickledmeelmo March 4, 2023

Skin dildo

Another word for penis

I asked her if she wanted to check my skin dildo for chlamydia.

I can let you borrow my skin dildo tonight if you want.

by TheOneOfLight May 18, 2019