social not-working

Procrastinating important things in need to be done such as studying, or assignments due the next day, by social networking on websites like facebook.

Dork: "Hey, did you get that assignment done yet? i already finished my research paper"
Typical lazy guy: "No, i'm social not-working right now"

Teacher: "Im concerned about your grades slipping, have you been studying?"
Student: "No, i've been socially not-working instead"
Teacher: (sighs) Facebook is the only book kids will read these days...

by mickeyd23 March 6, 2011

Water Work's

Slang for a Hitman,

Like I need some "Water Work's" done for my wife she's been a bitch lately. You Can find some good "Water Works" company's on the internet

by Water Worker April 14, 2014

College Works

A painting internship located across the continental United States that offers college and university students a chance to learn real life business experience. This internship is not for the faint of heart or those looking to skim the internship surface. If you don't come to work, then you will have wasted your time and the companies. Learn skills such as sales, advertising, marketing, entrepreneurship and communication. As an intern you will be responsible for all business aspects of a residential painting business. An attention grabber for any resume'.

College Works is the largest entrepreneurial internship in the United States.

by bond_boy_11 January 5, 2011

sewage works

A term for an arsehole.

"My bird got her rat out last night, but I did her up the sewage works instead"

by max May 2, 2005

work twin

A person who started working at a company on the same day you did. These are people with which you feel a specific type of kinship because you came into this (work) world on the same day.

James and I are work twins. We both started working at Initech on the same day seven years ago.

by Mydaho October 24, 2017

WORK SPECTATING

When you're surfing the internet, and your nosey co-workers comment on your "not working".

My co-workers here are always work spectating. I was shooting off a quick email to my husband in Iraq and they are always saying I'm not doing my workload! Funny, they are too busy seeing what everyone else is doing and NOT doing their work!!

by N-GIRL January 19, 2009

Men at Work

An absolutely sick 80s Aussie band. They are mainly known for the song "Down Under" which Luude remixed recently (both are bangers). There music videos are also amazing for the time, especially "Down Under" and "Dr Heckyll and Mr Jive".

Men at Work are a sick band.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead March 27, 2022