Walker

Pre-pubescent male that has poor decision making skills like, piercing his own genitals with his father's nail gun.

Stanislav: Oh my Lawd! What did you do to your nuts?

Walker: What?! You don't like my new bull ring?

by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012

wanker

You.

Wanker, definition: See above.

by Sgt. Wankington November 30, 2009

Wanker

Literally one who masturbates. Used as a derogatory term, similar to "bastard" or "asshole", chiefly in the United Kingdom.

(Bono talking to Homer)
Edge (to Larry): Oh here we go again. What do you say we slip out to Moe's for a pint?
Adam: Can I come?
(Edge and Larry Exchange glances)
Edge: No.
Adam: Wankers.

by Flannel Flyer May 7, 2005

Wankerbate

To wank it in class, or in a school bathroom.

What John Croden did.

by Cody Longpré October 6, 2004

Herschel Walker

A Retarded GOP puppet.

Dude 1: Did you know Herschel Walker thinks evolution is fake?
Dude 2: No, why does he think that?
Dude 1: Because monkeys exist; since we evolved from monkeys, they shouldn't exist.
Dude 2: God the Republican party is a joke
Dude 1: fr

by Doqtor_tue June 7, 2022

Walker Stalker

one who actively stalks the singer/songwriter/producer, Butch Walker.

Brosef #1: "Do you think we'll get to meet Butch at his show tonight? I know where his tour bus usually parks...maybe if we hang out around there we'll get to see him!!"
Brosef #2: "Dude, stop being such a Walker Stalker, you're starting to creep me out."

by *leah* July 27, 2006

twatted wanker

Someone who is both a twat and a wanker

Fuck off you twatted wanker!

by Sarah July 9, 2004