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confirmed via Twitter 

A term used by news bloggers to indicate that a given statement is completely untrue. Maximizes credibility
while simultaneously cultivating a high level of plausible deniability.
Samoa: Omigosh. I just read on my favorite news blog that Canada is breeding dragons in a bid for global domination.
Barbados: That's completely untrue.
Samoa: But they said it was confirmed via Twitter!
Barbados: Oh man. Despite the complete lack of evidence, I totally believe it now. Run for the hills!
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crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.
The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.
crash Twitter by berthablue August 11, 2009

school twitter 

a twitter stan twitter uses to keep their stan lives and personal lives separate
random person at school: what's your twitter?
me: (ohgodohgodohgodicantgivethemmystantwitter)
*gives them my school twitter*
school twitter by erinlovesolive February 18, 2018

Instagramization of Twitter 

This simply means the act of spamming Twitter timeline with personal pictures and short descriptive captions like Instagram as opposed to posting concise text information and seldomly add pictures to give more information in the tweet.
Most teenagers joining Twitter these days engage in instagramization of Twitter

Hip Hop Twitter 

A bunch of virgins talking about hip hop music
Hip Hop Twitter be like:
1st Person:"yeah this new album its good"
2nd Person: "Nah this album is ass"

watervessell on twitter 

watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!
"OMG BABE! wake up new tweet from watervessell on twitter!"

Gay Twitter 

A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.
Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.
Gay Twitter by EMPHdk October 19, 2018