Do you know why news articles keep saying "๐, ๐๐ค๐ง๐ข๐๐ง๐ก๐ฎ ๐๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐ง" instead of just X, even though everybody already knows its name change by now? I'll tell you why, because it's just one damn letter! Semantically, X could be anything given this is literally its meaning in both math and linguistics. It's so utterly vague that journalists have to mention twitter just in case any lesser-informed individuals get confused. What was the elongated muskrat even thinking?
Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
Also, whoever is botting tens of thousands of dislikes to the newest "X" definitions needs to get a life lmao.
BBC news: in a statement posted to X formerly Twitter, it said the protest was part of efforts to integrate food into the general social security system.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024
Get the X formerly Twittermug. by tjbf55 December 3, 2011
Get the twitter-typomug. Tฬถwฬถiฬถtฬถtฬถeฬถrฬถ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)
tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter*
jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ท๐ท๐ท๐๐๐
jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ด๐ด๐ด๐ท๐ท๐ท๐๐๐
by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024
Get the Twittermug. The queen of stan twitter who reigns supreme above all.
has superior music taste
a white twink
โomg hi bestie morticiaโ
โMORTICIAโ
has superior music taste
a white twink
โomg hi bestie morticiaโ
โMORTICIAโ
by Mortic1aAddams October 13, 2020
Get the Morticia (stan twitter)mug. discord mod: i love twitter cuz i always see my waifus in a bondage post *snort*
normal person: the fuck?
normal person: the fuck?
by .muka April 15, 2023
Get the twittermug. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! ๐ PFFT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHA AHAHAHA AHA HOO! HO BOY! That is fucking hilarious my guy! You're not wrong though Pfft Hahahahahahahaaa!
Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHA AHA AHA AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
Iam "It's not that funny"
Hym "It's pretty fucking funny dude! I don't know. Maybe I need to take a second look at it..."
Iam "Where are you going?"
Hym "Hold on..."
Iam ".......... Well?"
Hym "I was checking Twitter again."
Iam "And?"
Hym "PFFTTT BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA! I wasn't even going to say anything about it! I wasn't even going to say anything about it but it's just too damn funny! He's not wrong though!"
Iam "Come on dude that's not nice"
Hym "My question is: what was the photographer doing? That's not a flattering angle. The pose isn't helping. It's literally the laziest photo I've ever seen in my life! And then this fucking guy has to go and say something about it! I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY!! HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Iam "I'm sorry about Hym..."
Hym "Don't be! Aaaahahahahaha!!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Twittermug. The area between the Twat and the Shitter.
Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"
Sometimes also referred to as "Biffins Bridge", "The Taint" or "The Gooch"
Friend - "Were you on Twitter with your Mrs last night?"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"
Guy - "I most certainly was, I #tonguepunchedherinthefartbox for a few hours"
by jbizzle81 December 6, 2019
Get the Twittermug.