Turkey Burger

coined from spring break 2010. Referring to heavy set and ugly girls. Also, can use "Turkey Wrap" for skinny but busted girls. Really fat girls can also be known as a "Baconater"
If you bring that girl back you straight eating a Turkey Burger.

All those girls were fine except the one Turkey Burger.

Yo, you were so drunk last night you were posted up with that Turkey Burger and Baconater friend.
by Spring Break 2010 March 12, 2010
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cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects
that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss
by scott November 26, 2004
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Turkey Head

When a fat girl is performing oral sex, and her double or triple chins tickle the person's testicles
Man, one great thing about dating fat girls, is the turkey head I be gettin!
by Abraham Autumnwood August 19, 2010
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turkey lurking

One who will screen phone calls from frieds, avoid people that he/she knows in public, or abandon previous plans without notice to participate in activities that should never be discussed with anyone. (ie. Hoggin', cheating, stealing, stalking)
"I tried to call Dave three times and he didn't answer the phone, you know he's turkey lurking tonight!"
by Mr. Barwick January 04, 2007
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turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted
Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven
by nasty daddy September 05, 2006
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turkey slap

The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine
Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...
by Nate.D #13 October 14, 2005
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turkey bomb

When one dumps on his woman's chest after performing a Hot Turkey Sandwhich.
That was an awesome turkey bomb mom!
by Spence January 27, 2005
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