ePic GAmER TOoL

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.

Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

Tool

Most likely, anybody that either is in school for business or already has their BBA and/or MBA. They didn't go to school for intellect, but simply to learn how to make a lot of money. Usually, they're the Abercrombie kids/Hollister children. They'll succumb ethics for money and will nod their heads to corporations like obedient dogs when told to do something if it means more money for them in the end. They're like...well...tools.

Since Sara got a higher position in HR, she's become a real tool.

by LoraJ April 11, 2006

tool

A person so dense or desperate for acceptance by their peers that they unknowingly subject themselves to ridicule, being used, and continuously looking like an ass hat.

Michelle from the immunology/microbiology department is such a lonely, pathetic tool; that's why Rebeca only eats lunch with her when she's broke.

by godzilla's lover January 2, 2008

tool

What you become once you enlist in the armed forces.

When standing at the position of attention, I feel like such a tool.

by MisterWang September 16, 2005

toolish

typically when someone acts like a herb and does something out of character to endear himself to another.

Ted, it was toolish of you to pick up the bosses laundry after he made you work the weekend.

by YoungAC February 3, 2004

Tool

A person which, when under pressure, says stupid things, and when mocked, cannot defend themselves.

"Kellett, shoot back you complete tool, Charlie's killing you!"

by Simon LeBon January 6, 2007

tool

1.one who wears pink american eagle polos that are two sizes to small.
2. Wears a headband while his hair is spiked and works out with an ipod band around his arm.
3.one who grunts loud at the gym thinking hes actually working out

shalice saw those tools and dropped her pants for them.

by dirty sanchez's October 30, 2007