Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?

little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*

by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018

frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 May 16, 2018

ur dog a frog

the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone

"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."

by ZanMax May 25, 2018

Shitty-frogs

When one proceeds to shit on top of a frog

Jimmy pulled a shitty-frogs on lacey

by Ya boy skinny pelican July 22, 2019

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

Pocket frogging

The act of sitting in your room with the door locked and the blinds closed while doing absolutely nothing besides breathing and playing pocket frogs side of effects of pocket frogging include arm cramps, hand cramps, finger cramps, leg cramps and scoliosis.

Person 1: “Hey, wanna hang out?”
Person 2 “Hell naw, man I’m bout to go pocket frogging”

by skinnyyoungTHUG November 27, 2019

senor frog

a good and savage froggo. he hops in his log without kpop. he loves soccer and has his own restaurant. he is a meme

hop in my log without kpop-senor frog 2018

by uhhhhhnn April 12, 2019