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Colgate wank

Just a standard wank but with the minty, stingy sensation of added toothpaste to your cock
Danny hated normal wanks, he wanted a Colgate wank instead.
by Gingerninja May 29, 2018
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Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
by Rianon May 6, 2018
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Wank Machine

When a girl grabs ur dick and jerks off for u and u cum in her mouth and she throws up her her vagina and u lick it up and u throw up on ur dick and she sucks it up and it keeps going and going till someone dies
Yo dat girl gimmi a wank machine
by LionLit200 December 3, 2016
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Sneaky Wank

A technique used by Corrode to polish one off in a room of men.
Fucking Corrode just had a sneaky wank in the bedroom!
by Guarana June 28, 2014
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wank and run

Similar to a ding-dong-ditch, it is the act of jacking off until you are about to cum, knocking on someone's window until they open the blinds, and then busting all over the glass. After you've finished you have to pull up your pants and run away
Those goddamn kid keeping doing wank and runs to our house, this is the third time this week I've had to go to the store for windex!
by CUSTOMBRO420 May 21, 2017
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Wank Cramp

A condition found among those who take part in excessively (read: legendarily) long bate sessions whereby the tendons in one's fingers seize up, causing pain and a limited range of movement for a not-insignificant amount of time.
A: What you get up to last night, dude?
B: Err, I had a little smoke... and then I was tugging for England, mate. Musta taken me at least 10 hours to shoot!
A: Dude, that's epic!
B: Yeh but now my cock's sore and I've got wank cramp ¬_¬
A: LOL!
by UnMythic September 19, 2021
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Marine Wank

The act of masturbation in a semi-aquatic territory.

Open to both genders, a marine wank is most commonly (but certainly not exclusively) performed in the bath.
It is reserved for only the most progressive of wankers, the true cream of the crop. Those with a real appetite for their own genetalia.

Other more uncommon places to marine wank include public swimming pools, lidos, paddling pools*, ponds and lakes.

There are unconfirmed tales of people becoming addicted to marine masturbation. It is reported that people have become so desperate, they've been filling up sinks and dipping in their genitalia for a quick fix.

* please be noted that it is considered poor etiquette to marine wank in a paddling pool while children are present. You WILL go to jail, you dirty bastard.
Pal, I'm gagging for a marine wank. I might just dangle my balls in the sink for ease. It's a bit long having to run an entire bath at this time of night.
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by PeadophileJenkins2 May 13, 2016
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