texas see-saw

The act of taking a dump on a woman's ass, Doin it doggy style, then hitting her arms out from underneath her, while thrusting your dick in her ass

O man, i gave carla a hot texas see-saw last night...niiiice

by Mclovinchickachickayeah June 20, 2010

texas trouser

when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate

caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her

by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010

Texas Drive Thru

When an illegal immigrant fucks a United States citizen, intentionally getting them impregnated or giving them an STD, just to get purposely deported afterwards.

“Jess’s boyfriend pulled a Texas Drive Thru on her, what a dumbass!”

“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”

by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Texas Motor Speedway

Texas Motor Speedway is a garbage racetrack. It's so bad they have to throw glue down just to get multiple grooves to race on.

Texas Motor Speedway deserves to get bulldozed

by Yeet lmao 69420 October 22, 2020

The Texas Throne

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.

Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!

by Shiny Wooloo May 10, 2022

rising star texas

A shit stain on a map that’s stuck in the past. A majority of the people in the town are meth heads, alcoholics, or both. Although most of the town claims to be religious, they are nothing more than backstabbing liars who will use you to get their way. A lot of people think they are country but they are nothing more than crackheaded/alcoholic cosplayers. Some people think they can “save the town” but at this point it’s like beating a dead horse to try to get it to be a racehorse.

Rising Star Texas is the type of town that should be turned into a wasteland from Fallout

by Broke balla June 20, 2020

don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"

by asdfsa October 7, 2006