two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

twatfax

A combination of awesome people who are in the livejournal communities rpattz_trufax and ontd_twatlight. These communities were a result of all the EPIC twilight posts on ONTD. Most of these individuals were fairly normal until RPattz dazzled them into reading three crappy books. Now they will never be the same. Sparkly objects distract them easily, they laugh at all things involving bacon, they enjoy reading about people cooking themselves, will photoshop Rpattz on to anything, they go to war with twilight moms, they will cut your brakes for love, they have a sudden love for Phil Collins, and have been known to drop everything and run as soon as they recieve the beacon which is know affectionately called the bacon.

It has been rumored that Robert Pattinson will only have sex with twatfax girls.

Twatfaxer:(sees someone holding a rainbow umbrella) IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING RAINING!

by rpattz May 23, 2008

Weasley Twins

The Original Pranksters of the Harry Potter series. Funny, creative, amazing at creating pranks for the Hogwarts kids. They are known for their shop.
AKA Wizard Wheezes

These are made up from my friends

Jayke- Did you hear that the Weasley Twins pulled a prank on Oliver Wood?
Mallana- No, but i heard that that they puled a prank on Umbridge?
Jayke- Yeah, I heard about that.

by Witch of the NorthWest May 15, 2010

Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream

The best saying ever. It was said in an episode of College Humor's: Jake and Amir. It's been said throughout the seasons, but there is an episode called "Twas a Dream". A "laugh-out-loud" moment. Amir get's into his rapping moments, and blurts it out. Possibly one of the most famous quotes on Youtube.

Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream!"
Jake: "Was it really?"
Amir: "Nay, it really happened"

by SmilesAreLove July 13, 2010

Stan twitter

retards, why do people say they stop injustice or some shit i dont see how doxing people for not liking araina gande or whatever her name is is helping people. Maybe its the Blm thing but I dont think its helping the black community but im not sure..

Stan twitter is retarded

by idiotnumero1 April 30, 2021

Tweedlezoid

The Missing Brother of Tweedledum and Tweedledee,

This Brother: Tweedlezoid, is someone that can not and will not see or realize the Truth and Facts of life and the world around us!

The Tweedlezoid tends to fight the Truth and Facts that 9/11 was an inside job,

Tweedlezoid is a brainwashed and afraid little creature who tends to believe whatever the President, ( George W. Bush ) says,

He thinks that the war in the middle east is a War on Terror, and when confronted with the Truth he often starts to spew and regergetate the lies that his TV's news has told him, believing that what he is saying is right,

When in fact he is just another Sheep that the Media has created,

If You see this sad little sap, please do all you can to save him,
Make him EAT THE TRUTH!

Remember: Tweedlezoid, World Government loves you, because the TV said so! :-)

by Cherry_Nova November 16, 2006

twin muscle workout

youtube bro science worth watching for workout reference, despite jealous haterz on other channels.

dude 1: yo, are we making all kindz of muscle gains?
dude 2: nah, we gotta watch more twin muscle workout biatch!
dude 1: yeah, then we'll hit that gym...
dude 2: we do what the fuck we wanna do!

by RikkRokk September 23, 2013