The Jess Treatment

When your woman angers you in such a manner that the only repercussion for her is to hit her with a sack of oranges. The reason why a sack is used is to prevent noticible bruises and marks to be seen.

"Today my old lady told me to take out the trash while i was playing WOW so i decided to give her The Jess Treatment with Florida's best.

by Fernandon October 16, 2008

silent nigga treatment

SNT: Silent Nigga Treatment. Otherwise, known as the action of a fuck nigga treating you like a dude and not like every other girl cause you don't show your desperation for him.

Wesley is giving me the silent nigga treatment today.

by Dirtydreams November 7, 2017

The Custard Treatment

This is a method of punishment that could be used on people who rape underage children.

A large PVC pipe is inserted into the perpetrators anus. This size and length of the pipe is up to those who administer the punishment. Lukewarm Custard is then poured down the pipe to simulate the feeling of ejaculation.

I sentence you to "The Custard Treatment"
Prisoner:*dies on the spot*

by Max's Left Nut November 19, 2018

teatery

A breastaurant like Hooter's where girls too shy to strip work their way through college.

We got a little tipsy at the teatery last night; the beer was flowing like mom's milk.

by Danielle Boone March 24, 2010

theater ass

That painful feeling you get in your ass muscles when sitting for a very long time. Usually the result of long gaming sessions or Harry Potter films.

Cam: "I'm not gonna be able to sit down tomorrow, dude"
Matt: "Why not?"
Cam: "Transformers 3 gave me the worst theater ass. I'm gonna have to get my mom to rub Bengay on it before bed."
Matt: "Oh iite"

by RagingNipple September 8, 2011

Theatrical Cough

A cough that is so unnecessarily forced, loud and over the top , that it requires a nomination for an academy award .

As I sat in the living room, I could hear his theatrical cough from three floors above me ...Bravo! ...bravo!

by Jake017 February 18, 2014

teatails

Details on gossip or a story

Omg that sounds like some good tea. Can I get some teatails?

by KVanD44 March 19, 2019