2008 Toyota Corolla

Car driven by antivax bitches named karen

Bitches be running over their 3 year old in their 2008 Toyota Corolla and be like "cant help being a gemini"

by Justlookingtomakewords February 19, 2019

toys

hypodermic syringe used for intravenous drug injection.

before we get off,I'll need to get my toys

by dave the conehead March 2, 2008

Toyotathon of Death

Toyota cars now come standard with unstoppable acceleration, and faulty brakes. Hence, this year's Toyotathon will be geared towards those who throw caution to the wind, disregard the safety of themselves and others, or always wanted to try out a Runaway Truck ramp in a car. If you like living every day like it may be your last, there should be a Toyotathon in your area soon!
Jon Stewart of the Daily Show had a segment regarding the Toyotathon of Death.

Toyota-loving Idiot: "Hey, they're having another Toyotathon! Wanna go?!"
Smart American: "No, I really don't feel like buying a foreign car. Plus, dying in a twisted metal and plastic death-trap after not being able to stop at a stop light, mutilating 10 other people and listening to the screams of the maimed and dying doesn't really appeal to me. Count me out of the Toyotathon of Death. You Cash for Clunkers creepos should've bought American."

by Stinkpot McStinkerton February 3, 2010

toyota tax

Usually a old corolla or supra ect. Basically drug money for a regular car . *wink*

My ae86 jdm corolla is worth 20grand!

I know what i have .. must be that darned toyota tax

by Twincam16 July 3, 2017

Rich Man Toyota

A Lexus. A Toyota Camry with leather seats and comfort creatures. An overpriced Econo Box. A brand that makes you feel that you have some expensive and exclusive. A Japanese-Mercedes Benz-Wannabe. A disguised Toyota Camry for Rich Folks. A Hyped Up Rav 4, Land Cruised with Leather Seats.

I need to buy an Econo Box for grocery shopping for the maid, I might get her a Rich Man Toyota (Lexus). My friends at the Country Club will laugh at me if they see me going to the Toyota Dealer to buy a car, how embarrassing will be!

by Jack Strapp October 1, 2007

toyota defense

To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .

The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.

by billthecat March 4, 2010

toylet

Toying with the idea of an ideally miniature toilet.

I was only a wee bit constipated when defacating decafeinated using the toylet.

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008