Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
ORly bro
by Frauggu March 10, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.mug. 
You say this when you wanna fuck some chick, but you do not want to tell them right away that its involving dicks, so you just say it is a surprise tool. It is pretty obvious though if your chicks horny.
1: So what are we doing at your house?
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
2: Fun with surprise tools.
1: Oh really?
2: Yeah
1: Yay! ;)
(horny case)
by DonglemyBongle June 5, 2020
Get the surprise toolmug. by deepfish January 16, 2015
Get the alabama tool boxmug. Peter Keating from The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand is the original tool.
Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
Someone who doesn't think for themselves, who's opinions are only that of whom the tool seeks approval from. A tool would never stand up to a crowd and speak of disapproval even if it was the just thing to do.
by mcm663 September 8, 2016
Get the Toolmug. by mmmmm sausage July 24, 2018
Get the Toolmug. When bands or artists only releases an album or songs in physical format. So whenever you want to listen to certain album or songs in your phone you have to A. Get the actuall copy of CD, rip the audio into your pc, and put into in your phone (or any music player you desire) B. Illegally download the songs or an album like a chump.
Name Tool Effect comes from Tool, alt rock band, never released an album in digital format untill recently in 2019.
Name Tool Effect comes from Tool, alt rock band, never released an album in digital format untill recently in 2019.
Ex 1. Fuck, I cant listen to One Ok Rock's Skyfall in Spotify because only released in physical format. That is a Tool Effect
Ex 2. Some of J Rock bands I listen to is not on Spotify. That is a Tool Effect
Ex 2. Some of J Rock bands I listen to is not on Spotify. That is a Tool Effect
by Kobop312 October 25, 2019
Get the Tool Effectmug.