A squashed fruit salad is created by tucking your cock and balls between your legs and pressing your butt and junk against a window/glass door.
by Kibosh January 8, 2008
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Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"
Billy Bo Dean: "Because if they were regular size, we would tear the space time continuum... Duh"
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Look at that Squama!
by Nanner10 January 16, 2009
Get the Squama mug.1. A personification of squalor; autonomous filth
2. the apathetic attitude developed by those living in lowly conditions for the pupose of coping
2. the apathetic attitude developed by those living in lowly conditions for the pupose of coping
by El Squalrus December 1, 2009
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Get the squarebeezy mug.The Ancient Sport of long distance goal kicking. This sport is played with 1 or more players. Players draw a line in the dirt and form equal teams, depending on the number of player, behind the line. Distances from the starting line are measured and marked, usually done by ft. using 5,10,15 & 20 as markers. The players then take turns punting an organically grown and uncooked Squash. Points are earned based on the distance at which the squash impact the ground, rolling is not calculated into the score. The games ends when the squash is damaged beyond further use. At this point scores are added up and the team with the highest average wins.
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