Pair Of Socks

To have ones feet covered with semen, to look like a pair of socks. "The Pair Of Socks"

Joe1: Im forever pulling out
Joe2: Did you give her a "Pair Of Socks"?
Joe1: Yeah, The way the semen hit her right foot it sort of looked like a pair of nike socks with the swoosh.

by J3ST3RzDead November 8, 2011

grub socks

When your socks are half-on and half off your feet.

You've got grub socks... pull them up

by *jenjen* May 11, 2006

Sweet socking

The act of wearing sweet socks to work everyday.

Jennifer is sweet socking again!

by sweetsocks June 2, 2007

sock rocket

The result of covering one's erect penis with a sock.
Cock + Sock = Sock Rocket.
Primarily for novelty and teasing.

He took my phone and ended up finding the picture of Andrew's sock rocket.

-Any suggestions for an erotic photo?
-You could go with a sock rocket...
-okay...

by Taschend January 5, 2008

Wet socks

The worst thing to ever wear in life. Imagine socks... but wet. Absolutely disgusting. Humanity will someday make wet socks die in a fire.

Bruh why you wearing wet socks on a bed? You’re the scum of society.

by —-deleted—- February 26, 2020

White socks

The socks you wear to cross anyone up anytime, anywhere

Yo I fw those white socks homie. Please don’t break my ankles.

by SirNades February 27, 2018

Socks and sandals

Lame ass way to get attention

You trying to get laid wearing the socks and sandals?

by anonymous July 10, 2021