A strawberry shortcake is actually when a man has sex with a woman on her period and pulls out to nut all over her vagina causing a whipped cream and strawberry effect. The barber pole is when a woman is going down on a guy and nuts on her face as he punches her in the nose. Also referred to as the candy cane.
I wasn't in the mood for sex, but my boyfriend suggested the strawberry shortcake, which enticed my sweet-tooth.
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I wanted to tell the bich I was done with her, so I gave her a strawberry shortcake and kicked her ass out.
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College-dropout woman: EW! He's 5-6... just another short guy with a little dick!
and
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Doctor: We've looked at a genetic sequence on the 4th Y chromosome, the newborn boy will only be 5-9 as an adult - a short guy
Mother: OH GOD KILL IT!!!
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College-dropout woman: EW! He's 5-6... just another short guy with a little dick!
and
(in the future)
Doctor: We've looked at a genetic sequence on the 4th Y chromosome, the newborn boy will only be 5-9 as an adult - a short guy
Mother: OH GOD KILL IT!!!
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Get the Short Day mug.Short Stack is a pop punk Australian band, formed in Budgewoi, New South Wales, in 2005. It consists of three members; Shaun Diviney (lead vocals, guitar), Andy Clemmensen (backing vocals, bass) and Bradie Webb (drums, keys). The band formed at school when they were younger. Short Stack now have a new album called 'Stack is the new Black' and have many hit singles including 'Princess' and 'Sway Sway Baby'.
They have 'Short Stack TV' which runs on YouTube and spend a lot of their time talking to their friends on MySpace, and touring around Australia. When asked when they would tour New Zealand, they said that 'we got the name wrong and are going to Old Zealand' (or something like that).
Their audience ranges from 11-17 girls, and people from outside that age-group flame their band (just see some of the other definitions of the band).
Their band is around, love them or hate them, their here to stay.
They have 'Short Stack TV' which runs on YouTube and spend a lot of their time talking to their friends on MySpace, and touring around Australia. When asked when they would tour New Zealand, they said that 'we got the name wrong and are going to Old Zealand' (or something like that).
Their audience ranges from 11-17 girls, and people from outside that age-group flame their band (just see some of the other definitions of the band).
Their band is around, love them or hate them, their here to stay.
Girl 1: OMG, did you see Short Stack last night?
Girl 2: Yes! It was the best ever, I bought all of the shirts there.
Girl 3: Which one is your fav though?
Girl 2: I think the 'Sway Sway Bradie' one.
Girl 4: Of course it is, you haven't taken it off for 4 days.
Girl 2: Yes! It was the best ever, I bought all of the shirts there.
Girl 3: Which one is your fav though?
Girl 2: I think the 'Sway Sway Bradie' one.
Girl 4: Of course it is, you haven't taken it off for 4 days.
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Get the Strawberry Shortcake mug.This is easily obtained by chopping off long hair. It looks good on most girls (pixie is harder to pull off) and can be styled in millions of different ways. Its easier to maintain so its a win-win situation. Girls with shorter hair are not lesbians (although I speak only for myself). Emo girls will dye their short hair bright colors, prep girls might curl theirs, and rocker chicks will give theirs a choppy,layered look. Short hair is super versatile.
Although I cut my hair short and layered, I am as straight as they come :).
WARNING: If you plan on flirting, seducing, or hooking up with guys, I suggest long hair because men tend to like that type more (although I have proof that boys like short hair too).
WARNING: If you plan on flirting, seducing, or hooking up with guys, I suggest long hair because men tend to like that type more (although I have proof that boys like short hair too).
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