Shane

A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.

Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)

3 hours later

Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass

by Ragnorak229 July 30, 2019

Shane Dawson

The funniest man to exist, no lie.

(Everyone talking about Tana and Jake's "fake" marriage)

Me: WE NEED SHANE DAWSON!

by zesty barbecue sauce August 11, 2019

Shane

Shane is a half retarded fuck nigga with a fucked up gum to teeth ratio who is also known as Lanky the Anonymous Lightskin

Shane: hi
Me: OMG I CAN HEAR YOUR GUMS!

by SHITSHAFT August 21, 2019

Shane

A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.

Come on man... Don't be a freaking Shane, everyone knows your name is Chris.

by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019

Shane

Pees sitting up

Guy 1:god I gotta take a waz

Guy 2: don’t pee sitting up
Guy 1: ew who does that?
Guy 2:Shane

by ShaneIsBad October 9, 2019

Shane

Shane is a douche but a hot douche. You hate him so much you want to screw even more. With smug smile and punchable hot face and he probably has a huge dick. He sounds like Chad but if Chad was in a Wattpad fanfic. Best thing is he does not feel any attraction towards you and just makes stupid jokes but his girlfriend, Lola, is always mad at you for some reason when you don't even know her like at all. Btw he is super popular and you are not, at all, so you're stuck in a fanfiction

You: ah, Shane is so hot
Shane: you say something?

by I am you but on the internet October 11, 2019

Shane oraz

gay junkie cunt

oi look its shane oraz the junkie

by Sassy The Fucking Sasquatch October 16, 2019