Wrecked'em Scale

The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.

George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.

by R. Lemon March 11, 2008

The Alphonso Scale

A scale with witch one rates themself on exactly how high they are. 1 is not high at all and a 10 is mindfucked!

Kevin looks like a monkey he must be at a nine on The Alphonso Scale right now!

by TroyTheBlowUpDoll June 19, 2008

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale that uses a females defining features to give them an overall score
Ex.
30% do she got a booty
30% cute face

30% some tig ol bitties
10% is she boring
Rate the contestant appropriately and total their score.

(you would normal start the conversation by seeing an attractive woman walk by and share a quick judgement among colleges)
Guy 1: Ay, 7
Guy 2: hmmm, nah she's like a 4
1-10 female attractiveness scale

by junglegym4221@yahoo. com September 8, 2016

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

1. Not if she was the last woman on earth
2. If you had to pick between 1 and 2 you´d pick 2 but not by much
3. Not datable
4. Would be able to be near
5. Nothing special but not terrible
6. Not bad
7. She´s cute
8. Definitely datable
9. ¨Dude how´d you get her?!?¨
10. Would marry on spot if possible

Gary :¨Hey man you know Chloe she´s not as bad as i thought she was
Ken: Yah, on a 1-10 female attractiveness scale she´s like a 6 or a 7

by Suck my weiner holmes November 13, 2016

For fucks sake

Same as "For fuck sake".
But this shows how many fucks you actually give.

0 fucks given.

"Janice is back on her Keto diet, for fucks sake!"

by Elmotickledme November 6, 2019

s Scale

similar to above with good examples tho

"Christ, she fills up the S Scale"

"don't look now but there's a 0 S Scale coming our way"

by Tim Seely December 19, 2004

T-Scale

A famous women rating system. The scale goes as follows:

The selected women is rated on five different features:

1. Face

2. Breasts

3. Body Frame

4. Butt

5. Legs

A maximum and minimum of zero to two points can be given for each feature. At the end you count every physical flaw the person has such as acne, large nose anything that makes them a little undesirable, and subtract it from the number. At the end you will have your 1-10 rating.

This system is strictly physical appearance only and cannot be counted towards the persons personality. Points for generosity may be given at the discretion of the rater.

Dude 1: "Hey look at Maria, what would you rate her on the T-Scale?"

Dude 2: "Well her face is a two, boobs a two, ass a two, frame a two, and legs definitely a two."

Dude 1: "So you think she's a ten?"

Dude 2: "No her face is good but she has a little acne, and I'm not too much a fan of her hair, and her ass is good but a little flat.... so minus 3.

Dude 1: "So you say she's a 7, that sounds right."

by tyev13 January 1, 2012