Statesboro Break In

A Statesboro Break In is the act in which someone penetrates an unknowing victim. As in a person bending over with no pants on, or if in the shower. Not to be confused with the southern trespass which is sneaking in the backdoor while having sex. The Statesboro Break In requires stealth, speed and most of all courage.

She bent over to pick up her underware and Bubba performed a Statesboro Break In on her. She screamed.

by Reagan Santmyer July 22, 2006

stati

A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.

"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."

by grammarvigilante October 20, 2009

station wagon

cars that all teenage boys should drive because it instantly makes them look more attractive

p1:greg is kinda cute

p2:but he drives a volvo station wagon!

p1:nevermind, greg is hot!

by tabbatha jones August 22, 2008

Staten Island

The forgotten borough

Steve: Isn't Harlem a borough?
Justin: No, staten island is.
Steve: What's staten island?

by Justin December 24, 2004

state property

Division of the rap industry label, Rocafella (Jay Z's label). State Property members are all originally from Philly. See below for its members.

Freeway
Oschino & Sparks
Young Gunz (Young Chris and Neef)
Peedi Crakk

(Also the leader of State Property is South-Philly native, Beanie Sigel (Dwight Grant)

by Skario May 12, 2004

Sonoma State University

A upper middle class university in the CSU system. There are many good things about Sonoma State, such as the Rec Center, Amechis Pizza, and the many bike locks around campus. Sonoma State is also known for having a bunch of "yuppie" and "spoiled kids" attend this institution, as it is the riches CSU in the entire system. The school is also predominantly white, but is working on increasing diversity. Several legendary figures have come out of Sonoma State such as the Seawolf mascot, and thats about it. The fraternity's at Sonoma State have a reputation for hazing/demoralizing and humiliating treatment towards incoming freshman. There have been many alcohol related incidents over the years involving fraternity's such as TKE, SAE and a few others. These fraternity's have also contributed to the high number of sexual assaults on campus each year. The police are very strict on campus, and do not like wise guys at all. Sonoma State is a affluent uppity school with its own unique problems, but at the same time the same problems many other institutions across the nation face.

SSU Student: It smells like the Sonoma Aroma around here, thats not what it smelled like over in Beverly Hills, I want to transfer out of Sonoma State University back to Princeton!

Frat Boy: Hey boys I just joined TKE and I got to do the elephant walk! It was amazing, I love my Big! I love Sonoma State University!

Sonoma State University Police: **Psssshhh** Chirp** Breaker Breaker 31 we have some kids over here smoking marijuana, send all units avaible and the K-9, we may need a sniper and swat team stand by...

by KellyPisanoLovesJesusNOTTT October 16, 2010

Facebook Status Hiatus

As a member of Facebook, you do not add a status for a long period of time.

I should be on facebook status hiatus for a while, I put too damn many of them on in one day!

by KaHiFa July 7, 2009