slapping wrinklies

old people having sex

in the words of Jason Mewes....Nooge

by ___________ January 16, 2004

slap

Used in substitution to almost every verb. Similar to "smurf" in the popular cartoon. See also: "pop"

Did you slap the game yesterday?
I slapped her an email, but she didn't reply.
After some foreplay, we started slapping.
Slap this, shit man, it's good shit.
I'm thinking of slapping it, but it's quite pricey.

by Nicola November 12, 2003

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

booty slap

When a hoes ass is twirking so hard her ass cheeks slap together

Boy 1- she was twirking on me so hard that she booty slapped
Boy 2- damn did I fuck her?!?!?

by Frizzy bitch u wanna fuck October 26, 2016

Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

slapping the Pope

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.

The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.

by Kristian Berry May 8, 2008

stank slap

When a bitch swipes her hand on her pussy, pulls it out, and slaps a bitch.

this bitch was hitting' on my man, I walked up and stank slapped her. "Eat that"

by Bitch slapper November 16, 2013