Self-Diagnose

When a 14-year-old on tik -ok finds a trend about faking real mental disorders. This is their excuse for not seeing a doctor.

Jane Doe: I'm self-diagnosed with (mental disorder here)
John Doe: Get out of here you Oxegen wasting sewer rat

by I get no sleep like bruh April 1, 2022

self indulgent

one who likes to fuck her husband and anyone else she desires.

Victoria is self indulgent and not a whore.

by Woogiestar February 19, 2009

Self Absorbed Emo

emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.

"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."

by Alex Koppell December 14, 2008

self expression

the primary excuse for the acts of an artist

the photographic exhibition of metal objects hung on his dick was a show of self expression

by clunky_dozer September 7, 2003

self-oraler

someone who performs oral sex on themselves

check out marylin manson

by ???????? December 2, 2003

self help welts

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 4, 2006

self monkey

To produce a Self Monkey first take the shavings from your shaver in one hand

Manually spank the monkey and shoot your load so it lands on your chin

Slap the shavings on your chin, thus producing soft and downy designer stubble

See Monkey Face

I had such a good wank last night I shot my jizz so far it landed on my chin, I went over to the sink to clean it off but all the trimmings from my shaver spilled out and I ended up with a self monkey to be proud of

by Tim Bolton November 10, 2007