What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!
Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.
Me: by who?
Bert: Koe Wetzel
Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!
Me: by who?
Bert: Koe Wetzel
Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!
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An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.
“Yo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”
“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”
“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”
by Libtardhater July 6, 2021
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by katiepotatiefool June 2, 2009
Get the loner stoner mug.People, who have very little values, character traits, or self-respect. They are generally less able to make a success of themselves, since they spend most of their time and resources either purchasing a substance, sitting on a couch high for a temporary amount of time, or actually bragging about being high. When they get older and mature, they realize how much time and money they've wasted in order to have unhealthy lungs, bad memory, a criminal record, difficulty getting a job, and lack of muscle tone due to physical inactivity. On the other hand, people who become involved in weightlifting, sports, and other productive activities are known to have healthier minds and bodies, leading to self-confidence, self-discipline, women, and six figure salaries. Drug users tend to live in Ghettos or trailers, using their welfare money that comes from ambitious people's tax money to pay for marijuana, alcohol, ramen noodles, attire from Walmart, satellite TV, and the newest rap album which coincidentally has lyrics promoting their pathetic lifestyle. Why do you think drug use and crime is a problem in the urban, low class areas opposed to wealthy, suburban areas?
Jim sits around and smokes pot all day, being a typical Stoner, while Joe is working out, wrestling, playing golf and working hard for good grades. Joe ends up becoming a man, driving a Mercedes-Benz, marrying a woman who isn't a fat piece of trash and having a longer life. Jim ends up living in an apartment complex, and becomes dependent on government food stamps for the rest of his life. Hes basically a woman.
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Reece could barely move his arms and legs he was so tired, it could be said he had a big sponer.
by rts_27 February 8, 2010
Get the Sponer mug.In modern day, someone who smokes marijuana and is a burnout loser. In ancient time it were to be one who would build stone structures for the gods. Basically the whole world did drugs and that connected them to a higher energy, which was where "god" and religion came in. The people of the ancient world payed great attention to these energy lines and learned the patterns of it. They created stone structures aligning with these patterns to create sacred physical/astral allignments which they used for religious ceremonies.
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