tossed salad

to lick a bunghole

last night your mom tossed my salad

by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003

Toss my salad

As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.

by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 1, 2005

reverse salami turnaround

The Reverse Salami Turn-around is a sexual move. To perform this act one must have these materials: a full stick of salami, two eggs, plastic wrap, and a 2x4. Take the salami stick and insert it in to a woman in the deep thrust position (see definition) until she is well on her way to cum-land. Take the eggs (soft) and break them and lubricate her ass with the sweet yolk and the use the white of the eggs to blind her temporarily. Take the plastic wrap and secure her hands to her torso so she can not free herself from your admiration. Now manuever yourself so you can stick your now amazingly erect penis into her egg lubricated ass-hole. Feel the dead baby chicken on your penis as you ram her slowly into submission. Now turn-around and pick up the 2x4 and swing it through your legs so it forces the salami in even farther.

"Dude, I did the reverse salami turnaround with Jessie last night...yeah, I gotta go pick her up from the ospital in about an hour."

by Ian Carlson November 19, 2006

chocolate salad

The act of eating a male or female's anus after they drop feces.

After Kirk took a crap, Murk cleaned his friend by giving him a chocolate salad.

by Rob231 April 20, 2006

Hawiian Salad

When you eat a salad before you have sex, then you shit green shit on a girl's headThe girl has to be light skinned to fully be a Hawiian Salad (Not white).

I hawiian salad a girl last night.
That girl after I Hawiian Salad on her looked like a palm tree.

by ZQJ September 20, 2010

Salad Bowl

I'm from the saladbowl of the world which is Salinas, C.A.

The salad bowl is in Monterey county

by RayRay October 2, 2003

Salad tossed

Slang for any type of anal sexual activity. Origin is in reference to ass play in prison where available lube is limited to packets of salad dressing typically smuggled from the commissary.

Hey Bubba, if you want to get your salad tossed tonight make sure you snatch some of that ranch dressing that I like from the commissary.

by Baby Ratt November 18, 2017